I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE?

No, i didn't come up with these......

-I like my women like I like my computer keyboard
covered in jizz and unable dial numbers

-I like women like I like my milk.
Non-fat and white.

-I like my women like I like my burgers, big buns and pink in the middle.

-i like my women like i like my coffee
ground up and in the freezer



- like my women like I like my coffee
black and waitin for some cream

-I like my women like I like my koolaid thick, sweet and red

- like my women like I like my movies.... lots of nudity and stupid as hell.

I like my women like my gloves.....warm and tight.

I like my women like Waffle house...open 24 hours and ready to make me breakfast

I like my women like my chewing gum.....Under my desk.

I like my women like bars...sleazy and full of cheap liquor.

I like my women like my computer..... gets loaded fast and doesn't require a lot of memory.

I like my women like DVD's....cheap and used.

-I like my women like I like my grapes... fresh and seedless...